Ok so apparently I need to make my what's hot and what's not more senceical for people to understand as my statements are 'not valid in the real English language grammatical world".... So here we go....
Hot: Watching the entire series made of Alias
Not: watching it in my messy bedroom
Hot: Diet Coke
Not: Coke Zero
Hot: Music of all varieties
Not: music that constitutes poo like eminem
Hot: 21st Birthday parties
Not: traveling to Auckland to celebrate them (just kidding)
Hot: Memoirs of a Geisha
Not: Brokeback Mountain
Hot: Brand new sound systems
Not: when they don't work properly
Hot: Being Store Manager
Not: having staff call in sick all the time
Hot: savories served by Qantas
Not: the crumb of a cookie served by Air NZ
Hot: my boyfriend
Not: the smell of smoke in my house that is killing him
Hot: having a clean house
Not: having a pipe burst and flooding the house
Hot: dressing your family in corduroy and denim
Not: when they do not like your choice in fashion for them
Hot: tall two pump caramel americanos
Not: Starbucks new banana frappucchino's
Hot: having a perfect unblemished skin
Not: wishing a I had perfect unblemished skin
Hot: Apple Ipod
Not: not having enough music to fill 30G
And as listed by you... My audience.....
HOT: Being the first person to sign the guest book at a wedding
NOT: Not being invited.
HOT: Having a partner
NOT: Listening to friends brag about having one when you do not.
Hot: Flying in planes to obscure parts of the world
Not: Paying for them
HOT: Ringing your friend because you want to talk to them
NOT: having to hear their voice mail
Hot: Feeling good about yourself
Not: Never feeling that you should
Hot: Having a sexy PSP
Not: Not having a sexy PSP!
Hot: Moving to Auckland next week
Not: Moving to...The MOON next week...With no spacesuit
HOT: Tall Blond hair, blue eyed boys
NOT: Not getting to be with one because he's half way across the world in America. He!
HOT: Desperate Housewives
NOT: waiting a week for the next episode
HOT: Working in a fancy florist
NOT: Not getting paid for it
HOT: Petone
NOT: Car running out of oil IN Petone
HOT: Petone
NOT: Car running out of oil IN Petone
HOT: Gypsy Fair
NOT: Paying weird gypsy with sexual favours for a blow gun.
and that is the New and Improved what's Hot & what's Not of 2006.
have a great one and see you next year...... toodles!
1 comment:
there are gypsy fairs?
I must go to one.
gimme more details.
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