Friday, April 28, 2006

and now on poetry hour...

here is something which I wrote in July 2004...

the cool crisp winter breeze
reminds me how you shattered my heart
every time we met under the night sky
it made me warm to know that you cared
but you killed it like a murderers knife
seeping deep to make a wound that wont heal

and here is what I wrote last week...

Mystery man, in the shadows
Toiled in the darkness
plagued by sorrow
when will thy be set free
your sunlight will come
before the darkest hour
to set you free from desolation
land of freedom speech and love
this is where you will truly feel alive

Sunday, April 23, 2006

I have been living in my glorious new flat now for over a month and it has been great I really love living here!
all i need now is somebody to love... and my life will be complete!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

today i just did a 12 hour shift at work and i am totally nackered!

Monday, April 17, 2006

Random and pointless facts to bore you out of your mind!

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

There are more chickens in the world than people

Pinocchio was made of pine.

Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.

The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue.

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

Strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges.

More people in China speak English than in the United States.

An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

A prune is a dried plum.

Denver was chosen to host the 1976 Winter Olympics, but later refused.

Another name for the card game "Solitaire" is "Patience".

Saturday was named for the planet Saturn.

The abbreviation a.m. stands for "ante meridiem". The abbreviation p.m. stands for "post meridiem".

The best beaches for surfing face west.

Wheat is the worlds most grown, and the world's most eaten food

Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The first American dictionary was writen by Noah Webster.

An elephant raises it's trunk when it senses danger.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds

Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes

The shortest word in the English language to contain the letters A,B,C,D,E, and F is: ‘Feedback’

f you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.

After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.

Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale.

A grasshopper can leap 20 times the length of its own body.

The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Australia is the only continent without an active volcano.

The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

Frogs do not drink water.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though.

In one day an average person will take about 18,000 steps.

The two most commonly sold items in grocery stores are breakfast cereals and soda.

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

It was so cold that in the winter of 1932, Niagra Falls frocompletelytly solid!

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

A snail can sleep for three years.

Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.

30% of people asked to participate in an opinion poll refuse.

Most productive day of the work week: Tuesday.

The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife.

Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian; she was Greek.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Out Damn spots out I say!

I came out to my Mother and brothers last night... it went really well... better than I expected...

that is all that I have to report...

catch you on the flipside!

Sunday, April 09, 2006


it's difficult to say goodbye after only one life
the rain will fall down replenishing all of our broken dreams
and this burning tree that's withering will bloom again
would you believe
goodbye, goodbye
walk away it's time to say goodbye
goodbye, goodbye
walk away it's hard to say goodbye
now all that's left , pictures on the walls
memories and stories that are told
the more often told the bigger they get
create a legacy lest we forget
goodbye, goodbye
walk away it's time to say goodbye
no longer can I hold onto this defeated change in heart, I swear
it's time to sing "fare thee well" to life as we know it
my voice it will be, you know I will be, yes it will be still
something woke me up in the midst of dream and fantasy
halfway there but He always fills my cup
and He lifts me up oh how He lifts me up
goodbye, goodbye
walk away it's time to say goodbye
I never took the time to stop and realize that death takes many forms
even while alive

- Plankeye

Beware of the Wheelers!

I am in Glorious Auckland,

yesterday I celebrated my friend Jordan's 21st
it was great to see everyone from the school that I never went to but felt like I was apart of.... long story...

now i must go spend time with friends...

Monday, April 03, 2006

thank God for the weekend.

What a full on weekend,

Friday night I went to town with Owen for the first time ever! It was fun... We when to k bar to sing a song but we just left... Absolutely hilarious!

Saturday night, I went out for drinks then went to town again!

Sunday I went to Jemz for lunch and watched a couple of DVD's, it was nice to chill out after the bloody walk up the hill!

today I had work and now its time for desperate house wives... So I must dash.... Ciao

Sunday, April 02, 2006

ch ch ch ch changes

Well so much has happened over the last few weeks....

My ex-flatmate stole my ipod, I got it back...
I moved flats and I now live in a glorious apartment on Kent Terrace.
I now live a solitary life.

I suffer from a cute and sexiness disorder,
Hi my names Russell,
know me before you judge me.