Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Can you do it?

Today I am up before I have to be...
I start work at 10 and I was up at 8 I usually only get out of bed so I just have enough time to have a quick shower and then dash off to the bus...

Brent and I have been a bit of a TV series geeks at the moment...
first it started witht the X-Files but watching them in order is difficult... I did not think that the show would still be popular that when we go to get the next disc of the season its being rented so currently we are watching Alias which is so addictive.. it makes me want to be a double agent for the CIA and SD-6

well thats enough rabling I should go get ready for work

adiĆ³s

Saturday, January 28, 2006

I am le'sad

*sad face*

Just like a professional!

Check out my blog... I have made a few minor changes...
mostly to make you laugh... Although I really do feel like a geek now...
oh well its really so much fun!

Friday, January 27, 2006

MMM PROTEIN!

i for the first time in my entire 22 years of my life Just ate a protein bar...

it really wasnt as bad as I thought it would be... It tates like a mars bar dipped in vomit please excuse me while I be sick!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Man yesterday was interesting!

It was super hot and muggy then all of a sudden it got dark and poured down with rain it was rather beautiful actually!

the most terrible part was that I didnt realise that the buses would now be going in the cbd of the hutt... so i ended up wait over 2 hours for a bus!!!!! i should have just not been lazy and just walk to the train station.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

MWAHAHAHAHA!

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night; face all covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p*ss off and let
him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK,
follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree
over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the first bat, "because I f**king didn't!"

Oh no you didn't!

So last night I though I would write my life story, because on my apple power book I didn't know where the word processing contraption was until about 5 min ago, I did it in gmail. After spending until 3 in the morning typing it out I went to send it to my other email and it deleted itself. I was so enraged I couldn't believe it happened!!!!

so tonight I spent the last couple of hours rewriting it, being very careful to copy it just In case it deleted it again, lucky for me it didn't.

it is seriously the longest thing I have written in ages.

well now I must sleep for tomorrow is a new day

good night and god speed!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Ode to Customers 2

Today was a bloody good day... im now going to get ready to go to the gym. im in the mood for a swim!

but before I go here are some interesting things customers have said in the land of starbucks...
most of the excerpts come from myself, Vicki and Liz

Customer: Ill have a grande...
Me: a grande what?
Customer: *snaps* a grande latte!
Me:[thinking] "im sorry im not a mind reader!" 4.60 thanks
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Customer: Ill have 2 tall lattes and 2 ham panini's please
me: sure, that comes to 20 dollars and 40 cents thanks
Customer: WHAT!
me: 20 dollars and 40 cents thanks
Customer: WHAT A FUCKEN RIP OFF *storms out of the store*
Me: ok bye!
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Customer: Ill have the French toast
Vicki: im sorry?
Customer: the French toast *points to whole bean menu*
Vicki: ahh that's French Roast!
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Customer: tall latte thanks
Liz: that's 3.60
customer: throws change on counter
Liz: *as customer walks away gives him the silent F U times 2
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Customer: ill have a grande restirutto shots caramel machicato *smiles with several teeth missing
Me:oh shit! Hi toothy mcphee!
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Oh customer oh customer
how stupid can you be
to only read a sign
is as easy as can be

first you look up
and then you check the price
you pay and take your purchase
and you leave our sight!

the condiment bar
is covered in sugar
you could have easily got it in the cup
yet you miss completely
and now I have to clean it up!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Gossip and Scones with Nana

Well I thought it was time that I made another blog entry is has been a little while... I was wondering what to beging with then my internal lightswitch which is situated 2degrees left from my right breast flicked the banana sorry i mean lightbulb in my mind.

I spent a few hours last night with owen catching up over about 700 coffees.
I had work at 7.30 this morning it was very quiet day... labour will be like 600% or something like that.

Im currently putting together a slide show of the photos of my brothers wedding which is coming together slowly.
all i need is the tape of the ceremony and then i can actually give my brother his wedding present!

ooo I did my first ever auction on trademe and im getting 35bucks for 2 crappy games.
its so addictive I now understand how much fun jordans mum has. im looking for stuff to sell!

well this post was utterly boring and as for that im going to leave you with this hilerious joke hayley text me


what do sea monsters eat?





Fish and Ships!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

to lighten the mood!

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"


Not your usual jigsaw puzzle!
This is amazing how it works while it is moving all the time.
Just put the pieces together.

http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf

Friday, January 06, 2006

The joys of working in the Hutt. Part: 4356

Tonight on my way home from work, I proceeded to the ATM machine to get some money out to catch the train home... As I made my way across the street a stereotypical hutt teenager approximately the age of 15 yelled from the other side of the street to me "hey excuse me! Do you have a smoke" I proceeded to say "sorry I do not smoke" she then said godda dolla? Cause I live over the hill and I need to catch the bus and I have no other way of gettin home" I then said "you have legs" she then called me a Palangi... Which I thought was interesting coming from a lower class girl hanging out in the streets of lower hutt when she should be at home tending to her illegitimate children in wainuamata.

In my disoriented I got lost on the way to the train station and asked a lovely lady which way I need to go to get to the train station, she then offered to take me as it was only up the road from where she lived. I was eternally grateful for her act of kindness...

In other news I have the next 2 days off so I am going to enjoy them by just relaxing... I love days off!


here is a lovely picture off the internet I stole to ease your mind
have a lovely day my friends.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

dance magic dance!


good morning and welcome to yet another fantastic day!

we have a lot of exciting things instore for today,
first off: i have a quote from my favourite tv character.... oh wait ill leave it til last...... its too good!

well I will be doing the usual thing of getting up and going to work. I will then come home, cook my boyfriend some eggs then head off to the gym, my new eating regime will be in effect as of tomorrow.

I have come to the conclusion that now that the hussle and bussle of my brothers wedding and christmas is out of the way, I can tell my mother that I am a homosexual... I have contemplated in sending her a hand written letter.... maybe starting something like this....

Dear mum,

Wouldn't it be awful if I had Cancer? well... I didnt mean to scare you there, I don't have cancer, I am gay though.

and then ill fill it in with sentimental stuff......
(mum - if you do secretly read my blog and know that I am a homosexual then please save me the awkwardness and fear of me telling you, by letting me know. Thanks)

I would like to thanks liz for the idea If it wasnt for her nothing would be possible.


onto other things....
I have decided to steal Andy's saying of "OLD HAT" and start using it like people use 'gay'
eg: ooo gay! why doing I get presents!


OLD HAT! why don't I get presents!

I think it works quiet well...

thanks Andy

well that shall be all for now, I need to sleep before my new day begins!


So in the words of Stewie Griffin -
I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch!
n.b: this quote is not directed at anyone I just think its totally funny!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

Hey guys its that time of year again.... for us all to make changes, turn a new leaf, make a resolution

well as for me my new years resolution is to eat a lot more healthier. Brent and I both are going to start eating a lot better!

anywho it is 1.30 and im bored and want to sleep,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!