A vampire bat came flapping in from the night; face all covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p*ss off and let
him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK,
follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree
over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the first bat, "because I f**king didn't!"