My Life so far, Defining moments, Pieces of history and a slice of pumpkin pie.
hey,I have absolutely no doh on my phone nor anywhere else. could you text me your home #.Not sure what time i finish yet tonight.luv,me.
um,msn messenger run off the net suxs.ok catch you later.
1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?3. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?4. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?5. What's another word for thesaurus?6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?7. Why is abbreviation such a long word?8. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?9. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?10. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?12. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?13. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?15. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?17. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?18. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?hmmmmmmmm?
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hey,
I have absolutely no doh on my phone nor anywhere else. could you text me your home #.
Not sure what time i finish yet tonight.
luv,
me.
um,
msn messenger run off the net suxs.
ok catch you later.
1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
4. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
5. What's another word for thesaurus?
6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
7. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
8. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
9. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
10. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
11. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
12. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
13. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
18. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
hmmmmmmmm?
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