My Life so far, Defining moments, Pieces of history and a slice of pumpkin pie.
That is pretty damn cuteIt would be even cuter if I was in the bed with the lambbecause A: I'm just adorable and B: my name means litte lamb (oh the shame of admitting that)
an australian bloke was walking down the street in new zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep the aussie yelled out hey mate in australia we sheer our sheep and the kiwi turned around and said fuck off mate im shareing none of this.
Little bo peep slept with her sheep, The sheep was a ram, And now little bo peep is going to hav a lamb!
An eskimo was on holiday in the South Island when is car broke down. A local man stopped to help, and looked at the engine. "You've blown a seal" he said. "So what" said the eskimo, "At least I don't shag sheep like you....."
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep?!? SH1: Fuck the sheep!!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I fucked *one* sheep..."
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